Requirement and capacity

client:
mas tolong buatin web

developer:
bisa!, mo yg kek gimana om ?

client:
klo bisa se interaktif mungkin..

developer
menurut om interaktif itu seperti apa ?

client:
saya denger2 web sekarang dah pake ajax, banyak animasi2 gitu deh, dan g perlu sampe reload halaman

developer:
ooow, mo pake ajax y? boleh2.., fungsionalitasnya apa aja kira2 ?

client:
bisa ini, bisa itu, kek gini, kek gitu, bla.. bla.. bla..

--- after we finished with the requirement ---

client:
mas kok lemot ya ?

develepor:
oh y? emang klo mo yg level interaktifnya tinggi, y trade-off nya gitu.. rada lemot (cengar-cengir g jelas)

client:
waduh, repot ini..

developer:
mang serpernya segede apa om ? bandwith nya selebar apa y?

client:
heh? g gede2 amat kok :p

developer:
:) (dalam hati: beugh....)

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remember, client is always right!!,
which mean when theres something went wrong, there's only one side to blame :(

laen kali, klo da yg minta requirement aneh2 harusny dari awal developer sendiri sudah tanya2, apakah requirement yang bejibun itu sebanding dengan kapasitas mereka ?

damn! always learn the hard way :p

why am i like this?

aarrrrggh...

harusnya gw nyelesein project gw..!!!!!!!!!!!!!, tapi ngapain gw ngurusin ginian.. $#@$!%$#@!
fyuuuhh... i've to finish it by the end of the month..

god give me strength!